4-24-80 FRANK ZAPPA SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY NY 24 PAGES CONCERT PROGRAM JOE'S GARAGE

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APRIL 24TH 1980 - FRANK ZAPPA - ORIGINAL 24 PAGE CONCERT PROGRAM FOR THE MANLEY FIELD HOUSE SHOW AT SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY IN NEW YORK. INCLUDES A BIO ARTICLE WITH PHOTOS ABOUT ZAPPA AND A REVIEW OF THE THEN RECENTLY RELEASED JOE'S GARAGE ACTS II & III ALBUM. THERE'S ALSO A POLLY WANT A ZAPPA? DRAWING USED BY SOME STORE TRYING TO UNLOAD SOME T-SHIRTS AND EVEN THE GUY IN THE ACROPOLIS PIZZA AD LOOKS LIKE ZAPPA.
PRINTED ON SOME NICE QUALITY GLOSSY PAPER. A FEW LIGHT INDENTATIONS AND SCUFFS. IT'S HELD UP PRETTY WELL THE LAST 41 YEARS. A BEND ON THE TOP TIPS OF THE PAGES AND A LITTLE VERY LIGHT YELLOWING.
IT'S A PRETTY COOL PROGRAM THAT WAS PUT TOGETHER FOR ONLY ONE SHOW. SO IF YOU'RE A FRANK ZAPPA CONCERT PROGRAM COLLECTOR, WENT TO THE CONCERT BUT GOT WASTED AND LOST YOUR PROGRAM OR MAYBE JUST A GEEZER WHO REMEMBERS FRANK ZAPPA AND WANTS TO SPEND SOME RETIREMENT MONEY BEFORE BITING THE BIG ONE, LOOK NO FURTHER. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS FOR FREE. YOU'LL LOVE IT, IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.
PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN - REV 21.  HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME IS OF AFFLICTION AND YOU'RE BECOMING MORE DECREPIT EVEN AS I
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SO YEZ JUST MIGHT WANNA CHECK OUT MY E-BAY STORE SOON BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE GETTING READY TO CROAK YEZ CAN TELL YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN; WHAT? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR ANYWAY? CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? EH,
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY LARRY? OH YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND DID ACTUALLY BUY SOMETHING A LONG TIME AGO FROM THE LEGENDARY REV. A. WEST, WHICH GOT ME ALL WET WITH EXCITEMENT. I MEAN WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL O' YOUR MISERABLE BEHINDS LARRY?
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA..
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ILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND THE MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI { LIKED SPANKING }, TIM BUCKLEY { CROAKED }, LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED
TOO I HEARD }, ALICE COOPER { LOOKS LIKE HE CROAKED, BUT HASN'T YET } PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS.
HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?